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To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
In Japanese, "Bukake" literally means "sprinkle" in English" and is used in reference to the bits of tempura batter left in the frying fat after the tempura is made, which is then sprinkled on top of other meals, such as udon noodles, to add extra flavor.
The problem occurs when the Japanese speak English and the person they are speaking to only knows the English meaning.
Japanese man: "Would you like to try my Bukake Udon?"
Native English Speaker: "WTF? No. I do not want you to cover my udon in your juices!"
A sexual practice in which male colleagues cum all over the face of individuals named Shane.
Sex
Amazing
Love cumshots
Anal
Masturbation
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Ray - That guy Shane, he wants us to cum all over his face.
Neil - Dude really, I'm all about the bukake. Who else wants to whack their cocks out and jack off all over Shane's face
When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong
Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers
When you get shot from every direction in Cod
Omg, i got in a cod Bukake
the act if abruptly stopping (while skiing) to shower your friends with snow.
works best if they are sitting on the ground waiting.
plus points if you do it to a girl and/or it gets behind their neck.
Yo Morris, imma give Caitlin real nasty snow bukake. Wanna team up?