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When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
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Not wanking for 90 years, then releasing your load.
I had a crazy Bumpy Ice Dragon
Name given to guys with bumpy shaved heads sitting in the left field pavilion at Dodger games.
I had to leave early because a family of Bumpy Heads were blocking my view.
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A Bumpy Sweater Button is a man with Bumps on his extremely small penis.
That Bumpy Sweater Button has more Bumps on his extremely small penis than I've seen on a filthy warthog.
When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
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The name given to a person who bumps they head on bladder (gives mad head).
That girl the bumpy headed bladder bull.
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