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basically the bad guys now. the former halo creators who are now the bad guys for several counts of war crimes against halo players, fans, shitposters and pretty much anything to do with halo.
War Crimes committed against Halo and her people?
1. made Destiny and Destiny 2
2. fired Martin O'Donnell (their legendary OST composer)
3. kicked Activision
4. blamed Activision for killing Cayde-6
5. hired a bunch of racists, furries, groomers, pedophiles and The Percentage Cult people.
6. instigated a war against halo on twitter in February 2021 resulting in the infamous Bungie Civil War or BCW in short.
man 1 - so what really happened on twitter?
man 2 - a racist bungie employee called our friend some racial slurs and denied it.
man 1 - so a war broke out?
man 2 - yep, it's now known as the BCW or Bungie Civil War on twitter.
man 1 - so who is on the Aggression and Oppression?
man 2 - some of us Halo Rebels are on the Oppression while the so-called "oppressed" are the Aggression.
man 1 - and they are?
man 2 - The New Bungie Empire.
man 1 - shit...
man 2 - i can tell you more about them later. like what really happened during the BCW. in the meantime, we'll wait for the entry about The Bungie Civil War.
also known as The BCW. you want the short or long version? doesn't matter, i'm giving a short version.
February 2021 - a particular bungie employee said "@NobleFourOF ok, what ever, nigger" and deleted it after he (or she if you are a faithless imperial) found out that NobleFourOF got a screenshot of it.
who took who? what took what? factions?
aggression - The New Bungie Empire, furries, destiny 2 players, streamers and shitposters and later on pedophiles
oppression - Halo Rebels, CoD Shitposters, Cyberpunk shitposters, Fallout shitposters (namely ParodyPreston) and TES shitposters (namely UselessLydia , StoneFistGalmar and a hybrid account of UlfricODST)
stirring the pot event - so yeah, obviously it divided many including the Rebels for example the TES community because some supported the New Bungie Empire without knowing what really happened.
May 2021 - reawakening the nightmare of every child. too dramatic? ok, i'll rename it. "turning the negative tide."
yes, that was like a final act against the innocent Rebels. that same racist, furry, groomer bungie employee pulled out his final card. the pedophile card. he got all his pedophile friends to get most of the Rebels suspended. some of these rebels include... BuckButBased , UlfricODST , ParodyPreston , UselessLydia , MaraWithCatEars , Echo_3_1 , ChasingGhosts14 and StormcloakODST where StormcloakODST has been around since 2016.
aftermath? twitter is now a safehouse for pedophiles once more.
man 1 - i don't believe it. The Bungie Civil War was actually real.
man 2 - yeah, and the New Bungie Empire tried to cover it up.
man 3 - i suppose we could boycott destiny 2.
man 2 - seems like we are all branded villains these days.
man 1 - i can't believe Bungie betrayed us all like this.
What one says when they get bullshitted in halo. Or an excuse for them sucking at it.
Player 1: Man, why do you suck at halo so much?
Player 2: Bungie hates me.
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Player 1: Man, that was total fucking bullshit!
Player 2: Yeah, bungie hates me.
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When getting oral pleasure from your partner you pull your t-shirt over their head in a clandestine manner.
The key is to do just before you are about to blow chum.
Once the t-shirt is in place, let the flood gates loose and watch the silhouette of your partner's head sling shot back and forth as they try to evade that which is eminent from slamming the back of their throat.
My ex was on her knees giving me a blowjob when I pulled my t-shirt over her head, just before I blew my goo.
Once I did there was no escape as she tried to pull away from my sloppy splash, I just relaxed and watch the T-Shirt Bungie show.
The best break up in history, that is the gift that keeps on giving...
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The act of blaming the gaming corporation Bungie for making you lose a video game, or when you're experiencing lag (latency). This can also apply to real-life situations where the user of the phrase feels like he has been ripped off. Outlandish blame of Bungie for anything gone wrong is also acceptable.
Example 1: Gamer- "I just lost because of all this damn lag... FUCK YOU BUNGIE!!!"
Example 2: Person- "$10 only gets me 2 gallons of gas! FUCK YOU BUNGIE!!!"
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First you aquire either a person whose had lipo suction or jus saggy skin (over the ager of 70 as i prefer). then you grabb onto there cheeks (face or butt same difference) nd use it as a rubber device to slng the hole back and forth onto your penis
ahh the bungy skin..the more elasticity in the skin the more pleasure
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To assure something will happen
person 1: Are you coming to Jake's?
person 2: You bet your bungy I am