A clan of people who know the history of Pissan and where Pissan came from. They are also involved with the zomgodnowain way of Tanks Gurl.
An elite few are chosen to be part of the Pissan Clan that are familiar of the Zomgnowain way of the burds and the Eurth.
The pissan clan are still pissan about the burds and the non pissan clan members that use tanks gurl.
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faze clan - (noun) - 1. A group of fazes; also referred to as douche-bags; particularly in the e-sports demographic - 2. A group of young men who want to be in a fraternity, but are not intelligent or disciplined enough to go to college, and therefore create a frat-like group outside of academic organizations. - 3. A group of emotionally insecure young men who surround themselves with other emotionally insecure men to manifest and illusion of strength.
Example: "The young women were socializing in the restaurant, when a faze clan invaded their conversation with innuendos about their exaggerated penis size."
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A group composing of people who possess a large quantity of melanin derived from the ultimate being, jawood. They are known to be rebellious warriors due to their efforts in the battle of jastings where they slain the king of white privilege, Thomas Battioni.
He's a true Jawaadian Clan member. Look at the amount of melanin he has.
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24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized
They Live By These Few Simple Rules
1. If itโs offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, โdonโt stop till you get enoughโ
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If youโre gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love
(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
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Groups of masochists willing to sacrifice their own sanity in order to provide others with a detailed inventory of stupid media.
What? You really sat through all of Jack Frost 2: Return of the Mutant Killer Snowman? You must be in the chibi-clan or something
An online group of retards who'd like to be cool, but in reality just sit around posting memes and insulting eachother. This group tends to have many inside jokes and will turn on eachother at moments notice.
Dude: what the fuck is this place
Cowboy1: wtf ^
Cowboy2: shut up
Cowboy3: posts meme
Dude: Oh shit its a cowboy clan
The best clan to ever exist, however, is extremely underrated.
First Guy: Have you ever heard of Gas Clan?
Second Guy: What the hell is a Gas Clan?
First Guy: Shows second guy a Gas Clan video...
Second Guy: Holy shit they are amazing!