GC CPR

The act of spamming a dead group chat in hopes of revival

"Bro, the GC CPR isn't working"
"Nah, I just gotta find a good meme"

French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

cpr songs

songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march

timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf

jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea

cpr

balls

gimme cpr daddy

CPR

Cunt. Pussy.Rectum.

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

CPR

Stands for "Cap Plus Ratio."

Used against people who are capping.

Aaron: "Just came back from the mrs; lasted 10 minutes."
Lewis: "CPR (Cap Plus Ratio)."

CPR

LETS MAKE CORN AND WATCH IT ON VCRRRR

"cpr is a good song"