cake

Sweat pastry that has the power to bring people together

John: "Hey, today's Bill's birthday."
Bob: "Eh I hate that guy."
John: "There's cake in the break room."
Bob: "I should probably stop by and say hello.

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cake

1) A kilo of cocaine
2) Money
3) Pastry, generally baked in a pan.
4) Something you never actually get in the game Portal.

1) "hey man you get my cake?"
2) "yeah man, you got the cake?"
3) "yeah man i got you a cake... it's filled with ice cream"
4) "The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie."

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cake

when a girl puts to much makeup on

cough cough cake

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caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

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Cake

A delicious pastry often eaten with company such as the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

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CAKE

The best 90's band..ever

CAKE : "The land where large fuzzy dice
Still hang proudly like testicles
From rear view mirrors"

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Cake

sex partner/ spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend / cut buddy
to engage in sexually activity
to cuddle
to sweet talk on the phone with your significant other

Im having a long day at work I just want to get home to my "cake".

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