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A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.
Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!
Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
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calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.
"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"
"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"
"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"
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A pair of tattoos running down the back of a girl's calves. The tattoos in question are usually either a bow with a pair of ribbons going down the back of each calf, or a heart with a single line extending down the back each calf, but there are many other variations. Emo/alternative/goth girls are common to be found with these tattoos.
Guy 1: "Yo, I heard that guy's girlfriend has calf ribbons!"
Guy 2: "Wow, is she an emo?"
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The girl in school who always wears tiny skirts, then procedes to lift her leg to scratch her calf, there by showing the whole cafeteria her red undies.
"Man, stop looking for the itchy calf girl, she's wearing jeans today"
"Damn, I needed some show today"
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Where you bang the mom AND the daughter.
In a surprising turn of events, Jake pulled the ole cow calf combo in the same week.
To make one do over again.
Look at this floor! You've mopped, and there's still dirty spots in the floor! Come over here and Lick Your Calf over!
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A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
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