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The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again
Did you know that a calzone is gods creation
When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone
Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.
A vagina that looks exactly like a calzone. Normally a meat calzone
Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt
When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.
Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.
A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.
One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”