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To revoke a standing event under false pretenses.
Any random Wednesday guy's poker night....
Friend 1: Where's Chuck tonight?
Friend 2: He said he was sick or some crap....
Friend 3: You guys don't let him pull that shit. He's ditching us to go out with Suzy Valentine!!
Friend 1: Man that guy is always pulling a campbell!!
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to take a dump, shit, poop
I ate a ton of taco bell, now I need to go take a campbell.
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Gay, lanky skater chubs that straighten their hair to look reeeally gay.
Dude 1: Dude, is that a gay, lanky skater chub who straightens his hair?
Dude2: Yea, what a campbell.
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whore. slut. hoe. any word you can possible think of to describe a hooker... that's campbell for ya. her friends don't know she's anything like that but the boys do. campbell is the kind of girl that hang with guys and hates when other girls flirt with them. she's nice to your face but once you're gone.... she starts talkin:///
"she's a campbell... stay away"
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also a very good caravan suppliers
im going to campbell's to buy a nu caravan
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To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.
Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"
Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"
...
*BOOM*
Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"
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