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alimentary canal

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.

I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.

by Caligula May 21, 2004

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Win canal

The female reproductive organ in which thy penis is inserted.

Note: It is not considered win when it is a hallway for throwing hotdogs, nor infested with herpagonasyphilaids.

Extra win if its has not been yet conquered.

Did you see the win canal on that bitch!?
YEAH! It totally wasn't infested with herpagonosyphilaids, and tighter than a rabbits nostril!

by xGIBRALTERx May 3, 2011

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Panama Canaling

Another term for simultaneous double penetration. Reminiscent of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans "meeting in the middle" via the panama canal.

Wow! Me and Vince had a great time Panama Canaling Tina last night.

by purr like a cat December 4, 2011


muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 26, 2014


manama canal

Another way to refer to the grundle.

John tried to kick me in the asshole but it went south and tore up my manama canal. So tender.

by JurassicJake December 16, 2015


meat canal

noun,

Colloquial term for a woman's vagina.

Immediately after they began foreplay, she begged him to thrust his bratwurst inside her meat canal.

by Tenshunn January 30, 2017


Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 8, 2018