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Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.
Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok
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Carl is white.
Random person 1:Wow look a white dude
Random person 2: ahem** that’s a Carl
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A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.
they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.
Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class
They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)
me: " What a fucking Carl"
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The most hot guy you will ever meet. Easton is in love with this hunk. Josh and Eric are too.
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A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.
Carl got a new baby sling. It’s got a place for the baby’s bottle and for his.
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A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
Man that idiot is such a carl.
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Person 1: "Wow, that's a carl!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "A smelly potato."
Person 2: "o ok"
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