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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.
Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.
Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!
HUGE SLUT. So basically if you want some action, call her up.
Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.
Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)
Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant
Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today
A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet
Carlson Big booty ass always quiet
a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma
also has a very nice taste in subway
carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are