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A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it
Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
What the fuck is wrong with you, did you just Eiffel Tower Carnie Hands?","Yup
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Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.
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A whit person who cant wrap for shit and thinks he's good and also thinks he's black and gets he's ass beat all the time bye black people.
wow look at that carni rap.... yea damn what can you say. alright ill meet you out back to wait for him you got the bat... yup.... alright
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paying an extreme amount for something at a fair/carnival that is actually very cheap.
me: dude, i just paid like, 20 bucks to win this stupid stuffed dog.
friend: yep, you just got carni-ripped.
American 1980s slang for a person that has joined MI6.
Based off of a combination of the American slang word "carny," meaning someone who works for the carnival, and also "The Circus," for the British Secret Service agency MI6.
The former American CIA operative said, "Hey, I heard you turned Carny on us."
"Nope," The Equalizer replied in his English accent, "I just retired."
The person (usually a woman) who solicits nightclub patrons to buy funeral grade flowers for exorbitant prices. Like all carnies, her sales pitch is a simple one: Buy overpriced goods for your female companion or end up looking like a cheapskate.
Damn, the bouncers let a bar carnie in. Let's hit the dance floor before she tries to sell us a $20 rose!
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When a Person whom works for the circus and or amusement park takes a bathroom break and notices he is with an underage girl. They walk in and perform the ticklish dragon several times.
I wanna have carni sex with that one and that one !
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