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A red headed woman with a stylish bush.
Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.
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A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!
This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY
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A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.
Carrots help me see in the dark.
A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.
A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.
Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation
A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.
The new born baby has a new baby carrot.