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Carter, a gay man who put his pp in the microwave and now it doesn’t work. He has seen every man pp in the world, and has circumcised every human ever born. He will hide in your closet (or bed) until you sleep and will rape you until you die.
Normal human: wtf is that carter
Normal human 2: I heard he has erect pp disease
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A person who is extremely bisexual- but still more attracted to women but like to touch guys
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aka cart. he is mega simp as well as sometime the smol pp energy. no one knows wtf goes on inside his head sometimes, or if he even has a head
Carter is such a freakin Carter sometimes!
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A legendary German-American Student at Auburn University. Carter is renowned for his wit, strength, humor, and wealth. Students can often catch a glimpse of Carter driving around in his new BMW M5, at the library where he frequently studies, or at on campus gym where he is known for benching over 400lbs. Some folks go so far as to say that, “Carter is the Hercules of today."
Guy 1: Dude who was that huge German dude at Sky Bar the other tonight with all those babes.
Guy 2: Dude it must have been Carter
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Carter is an oddly satisfying and sexy guy. He is really dirty minded and needs mental help. He has a large group of friends and is loved by many people. Carter is one of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He is usually white, but sometimes Asian. No matter what he will be way too fucking short!! Carter is the ultimate daddy.
Carter "hey daddy"
Boy "says u"
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Men named Carter tend to be extremely talented. They have a voice that makes you swoon and a charm that leaves you blushing for days. If you are lucky enough to know a Carter, hold onto him. He will leave you smiling from ear to ear and you won't be able to concentrate on anything else. Your mind will wonder to him when you're doing almost anything. Don't be surprised if you're at a party and all you can think about is texting him. Carters are very funny and keep you laughing with their goofiness. They are very attractive and will keep you wanting more. You probably will not be able to keep your hands off of him. He is also an amazing kisser so be prepared. Don't be afraid to say what's on your mind when talking to a Carter, they're easy to talk to and will not judge you. So, if you have a Carter in your life, do not let him go♡
Me: I literally have never been so happy in my entire life.
Emily: Why???
Me: Well I've been talking to Carter and he basically erases everything negative in my life.
Emily: Wow goals, we love how that won't ever happen to me.
Me: *Eye roll*
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