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Catch a fire was Bob Marley and the Wailer's debut album for Island Records. Catching a fire does not mean smoking pot. The fire refers to the fires of hell, and the Marley song tells slavedrivers to catch a fire, or go to hell.
Slavedriver, your table has turned, catch a fire, you're gonna get burned
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to make somebody go bye bye 😀
my dawg jus died now im tryna catch a hat.
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Basically another way of saying beat-off, jack-off. Another synonym of masturbate
Kyle: Hey bro, do you wanna chill tonight?
Joel: Nah, I don't feel like it. I think I'm just gonna stay home and Catch A Beat
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Catch these hands or trying to fight
THIS HOE KEEPS STARRING AT ME SHES ABOUT TO CATCH THIS FADE
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The act grabbing your genitalia at 13:37, every day, as a ritual. One of many Tour Nome traditions.
Some dude: "Why the hell did you just grab your dick?"
Cool Guy: "Well it is 1:37, which is 1337, and that's Leet. When you grab your dick at Leet, Tour Nome gives you His protection. I've been catching leet for years. Havn't gone a day without it."
Some dude: "Awesome, I can't wait until its leet again! "
A) Having anal sex with someone who did not wipe after having a bout with diarrhea.
b) Slippage experienced when there is too much lubrication during intercourse.
***The term Catcher refers to the individual who is receiving the slide and the term Pitcher refers to the person giving the slider.***
A) David was totally catching the slider when Annie farted after eating taco bell.
B) Brosef! After months of denying me anal, I pitched Sarah a slider last night. She thought it was an accident. ;)
1)A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules or conditions.
2) A contradictory or self-defeating course of action.
3) Novel by Joseph Heller.
"You're wasting your time," Doc Daneeka was forced to tell him.
"Can't you ground someone's who's crazy?"
"Oh sure, I have to. There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy."
"Then why don't you ground me. Ask Clevinger."
"Clevinger? Where is Clevinger? You find Clevinger and I'll ask him."
"Then ask any of the others. They'll tell you how crazy I am."
"They're crazy."
"Then why don't you ground them?"
"Why don't they ask me to ground them?"
"Because they're crazy, that's why."
"Of course they're crazy," Doc Daneeka replied. "I just told you they're crazy didn't I? And you can't let crazy people decide whether you're crazy or not can you?"
Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach. "Is Orr crazy?"
"He sure is," Doc Daneeka said.
"Can you ground him?"
"I sure can but first he has to ask me to. That's part of the rule."
"Then why doesn't he ask you to?"
"Because he's crazy," Doc Daneeka said. "He has to be crazy to keep flying combat missions after all the close calls he's had. Sure I can ground Orr. But first he has to ask me to."
"That's all he has to do to be grounded?"
"That's all. Let him ask me."
"And then you can ground him?" Yossarian asked.
"No, then I can't ground him."
"You mean there's a catch?"
"Sure there is a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, that specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of the clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka replied.
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