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A man with large peps (pepperoni nipples) and likes dick up his ass.
Celery tits loves his broccoli tits with all his heart.
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A sexual position in which the girl crunches out a massive dookie and the guy spreads it on to a stick of celery and they both enjoy it together.
A girl takes a shit during sex with a bag of celery waiting on the side. They both spread it onto the celery and enjoy the raging celery together.
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Large clumsy fingers that are bad for drawing and writing.
Man Stephanie sure has Celery Fingers. Look how big they are!
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A vegetative patient who has lost consciousness for a long period of time.
Ever since the accident 2 years ago Samantha has been a Celery Stalk
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1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.
2. When medical attention must seek you.
Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!
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In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.
In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.
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Its when you hate someone so much but you don't have a good comeback
Sarah- I'm so cool
Dave- no you're not you fucking burnt piece of celery
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