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Call centre staff, telemarketers or other such people who suck the life force out of you by either:
a) Keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life
b) Incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.
John: "Can you believe I was on hold for over 2 hours trying to get my phone connected ?"
Jane: "Yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. I can't remember anything between Monday and Wednesday "
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Mall in Jersey City, NJ that used to be a ghetto mall, and now is luxuriously preppy. Hollister is downstairs, as will be Abercrombie & Fitch and Ruehl next year. Other retailers are... Swarovski, Coach, Aeropostale, American Eagle, Godiva, Armani Exchange and Forever 21.
Kara: OMG! They just put an Abercrombie in Newport Centre Mall!
Brooke: It's probably not as good as the Short Hills one!
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The place where willimina trashy lives, and the red and pink genius club exsists. They occupants often use the bitch vowels to discribe hilary and her fat dance.
The banta centre is written on eva's mug.
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left right centre is a game 2 boys play whilst walking behind 3 girls and you choose out of the 3 which has a nicer ass
johno: * 3 girls walking infront* oi david, left right centre?
david :hhmm left for sure, right and centre have no ass
pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.
two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
A complex position only recommended for veteran parking lot heroes, where the male participant lies stomach up on the centre console, while the female participant ( or other male if that's what your into) proceeds to ride the hog viciously while holding onto the " oh Jesus handles" of the vechile and holds on for dear life
Man did you see Jamal and shenika doing the centre console cowgirl yesterday during lunch?
Man not again, crazy bastard almost died last time
A gulag in Russia or a North Korean concentration camp.
I saw my friend at kurt's mathematics centre around 1 year ago
I haven't seen him since
Think you're smart? Have a big ego? Have a cocky attitude? Come to Kurt, He'll fix you!
Kurt's centre is actually a burial ground for all the kids he has hit with his metal ruler.
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