Chaired

When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.

Bro got so chaired last night

Chair

Sit on it

Charlie: sit on the chair while i get you tea

Chair

A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.

My mom just farted on my chair.;I am never going to sit on it again.

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;3 a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;4 a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.5

Thats a nice chair

Chair

A place you sit your ass when you’re to lazy to sit down

I’m gonna go sit on that chair because I’m a lazy fuck

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades

Jeff: Comfy chair

Ryan: Nah it really isn't comfy. that chair is scratchy

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."