When someone does something that they wouldn't do if their "other" was there with them...
James has sex with another girl wail he's supposed to be my man... but he wouldn't have sex with that girl if I was their with them... well depends on how much of a dog he is... Why do a great deal of men cheat???
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Cheating is when a person looks at another person of their preference that is not their significant other. Eg: Tiffany was walking down the street with her boyfriend and there was an attractive famale passing by and she turns to Andrew and says "you looked at her! We're through!" She then later posts all over her social media that he is a dirty lying cheater.
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When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.
Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."
And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.
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Someone who can eat Pikachu alive, just give him enough soy sauce
Meh!
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The worst thing you can do to a person
Unloved : he's cheating on me
Unknown : then leave him
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Something you should NEVER do when playing monopoly, but anything else is ok.
Man: THAT SNEAKY BITCH STOLE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.
Me: HES CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Assistant of Strong Bad and we're all glad that he's not dead!
"The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead!"
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