cheech and chonged

Get stoned like cheech and Chong

Fuck me man I'm fucking cheech and chonged

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Stinky Cheech

the act of inserting ones digit (finger) into the anus of another and then wiping the fecal matter from said finger onto your upper lip area creating a "Cheech Marin" look. The fecal matter will undoubtedly stink, hence the Stinky Cheech.

Mary was a little surprised when little Jonnie performed a Stinky Cheech at the holiday office saurez!

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Cheech and Chong

A smoking game where the one with the bong, pipe, joint, blunt, or whatever, calls out "cheech" then whoever says "chong" first gets to take the next hit.

potheadA: "cheech!"
potheadB: "ohh shit! oh shit! chong!"
potheadA: "ohh you get to take the next hit!"
potheadB: "hooray!!!"
potheadC: "cheech and chong sucks. this game blows."

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Cheech and Chonged

Cheech and chonged. My wife got high and said some stupid stuff and I said, “You’re so cheech and chonged!”

Yo man, you were so high. You were “Cheech and Chonged.”

Cheech by the Beach

When a bird is being eaten by other birds.

Roxy: Dang look at those birds over in the surf, they are eating another bird
Jaime: Here we call that Cheech by the Beach

cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.

John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply

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cheech and chong

put a strap on on your lower back like a tail then bang a girl doggy style whilst fucking a girl behind you with the strap on

i cheech and chonged those 2 fine bitties

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