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Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

29πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dirty chipmunk

A sexual move where a woman puts her mouth around your anus and you fart making her cheeks flare out like a chipmunk.

I just ate some beans how about a dirty chipmunk!!

by The Tysman May 23, 2009

71πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


choke the chipmunk

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out

Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.

by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 December 5, 2005

176πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Alvin and the chipmunks

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing β€œAll I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

β€œMan I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

by Gucci Berry February 20, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


chipmunk style

When a woman is able to fit a man's penis and testicles into her mouth simultaneously while performing oral sex, much in the same way that a chipmunk can shove copious amounts of nuts into its mouth while eating.

Man, that girl I hooked up with last night was a freak. She deepthroated me chipmunk style!

by Vorsteher Agony May 7, 2021


69ing Chipmunks

The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.

Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address

I don't know but he mentioned something about 69ing Chipmunks.

by Bdamn April 29, 2011

37πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


horny chipmunk

A horny chipmunk is a little boy who knows more about sex than he should. Usually he is very creepy and making sexual jokes with girls.

Example 1:
Pam: OMG! My little brother keeps saying that licking carpets turns him on. It's soo gross!

Sam: He is such a horny chipmunk.

Example 2:
The horny chipmunk who lives next door to me never shuts up about fellatio jokes.

by Kix Cereal August 22, 2011

34πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž