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The cough you get after eating a Chipotle burrito. It originates from the hot sour cream. The cough is less substantial or even nonexistant from a burrito without sour cream.
After devouring the burrito, Jim let out a massive Chipotle cough
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I red bloody shit stain left upon your underpants from eating to much Chipotle and farting.
Damn! I farted like twice today and it left this fucking disgusting chipotle stain on my underwear!
Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.
P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.
The chipotle challenge is one of the toughest and most grueling tasks ever to face man kind. It is also very difficult yet highly enertaining to watch. To complete the chipotle challenge sucessfully you must eat 3 full burritos or fajita burritos in one sitting (maximum time limit of 45 minutes). No burrito bowls or any of that pansy crap is allowed either. When attempting this challenge the competitor may choose what sides he wants on his burritos and the burritos may be all the same, or different if he prefers. The competitor should not have to purchase the burritos himself but the price should be split up among friends (unless of course the competitor eats less than 1 and a half burritos at which point he will refund all money and acknowledge he is a huge failure). The competitor may drink whatever fountain drinks are availble at the chipotle and there is no restriction on how much you may drink/not drink. This challenge takes months and sometimes years in preparation before it should even be attempted due to the amount of mental strain the competitor must go thru to complete it. If a challenge is completed successfully he/she shall be known as a chipotle master and should be given great respect not only in chipotles but around the world.
I have not yet completed the chipotle challenge, but i am currently training with a chipotle master from my city...he is like a god to me
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Cursed shits after consuming a Chipotle food item. They come way ahead of schedule compared to general dumps on the body clock.
I been on this damn toilet taking chipotle shits all night.
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When you wear tin foil on Halloween and go to multiple Chipotle restaurants getting free burritos.
"My belly hurts so bad from Chipotle hopping all night!"
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The shit you take the morning after you eat a chipotle burrito.
dude after i ate that chipotle burrtio i had to drop a serious chipotle bomb
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