A little nerdy accountant/consultant wanna-be who sucks at jiu jitsu.
Look at that white belt trying to Berimbolo. Ah, yes, of course, he's the Chosen Warrior.
Kidd Chosen means you’re lit. Maybe too lit. And the cutest person alive. Also if u have a name like this you’re most likely light skin.
See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.
Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."
When you fill a glove with water, freeze it, then use it to finger a girl’s vagina and asshole at the same time using the gloves fingers.
Guess what Dave! Me and Julie did the frozen chosen last night.
if in regard to a birthday on april 13th, homestuck reference. april 13th, or 413 is also known as 'homestuck day' bc its the day the 2009 webcomic "homestuck" by andrew hussie started, and the birthday of the arguably main character j. egbert.
yo you were born on april 13th?!? the chosen one, man.
Black stick figure from AvA(animation vs animator)
Also written as TCO
Random: hey have you watched AvA?
Random2: ye i lik the character The Chosen One
Random: bro just say TCO
The chosen one is the only one that can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Only Donald J Ticknor.