victim claiming

Being offended by an innocuous statement in an attempt to look like a true warrior of social justice.

Victim Claiming

Bill: I really like Chinese food.

Sarah: Oh my god check your privilege! You're stuffing your face with cultural appropriation! The Chinese suffer with every bite you take!

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Egyptian Claim

When a man or several cum cum all over a woman and then wrap her with toilet paper

Aaron called me the other night and told me he did an egyptian claim on bridgette

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Claimed Clam

Going to a new school or college and inserting your manhood, without any thought about reputation, into any girl you can find and slamming her until you couldn't walk right. Then coming home and telling the stories of "claiming clam at school"

Bro, I claimed clam at school this semester

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Claim staker

An individual who posts intimate details on another's facebook page to make public a relationship or "stake claim" on their man.

Did you see the claim staker on Scott's page? Her post about their dinner last week was so obvious!

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to claim the mantle

to assert a particular designation or role for oneself, usually to the exclusion of others

Barack Obama moved to claim the mantle of fiscal responsibility in a roiling economy.

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Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

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claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

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