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Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.
Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?
A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.
The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
A red button that Donald Trump pressed to get Diet Coke.
Person: "Hey did you know Donald Trump had a Diet Coke button?"
What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.
Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.
Is an amazing combo for the common person who really couldn't give a care if people judge them for their doing while partaking this drink.
Snob: Like oh my god I cant beleive she did that does she have no morals?
Hot man: No, but she does have a Diet Coke and Rum in her hand!
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Music that your parents would listen to like soft rock from the 80's.
I.E. - This is diet coke music, what else is on?
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