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The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!
Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.
When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.
A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!
I had a "Tasmanian Pina Colada" last night.
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Someone who has dyed their hair so much that they dye has permanently altered their ability to think straight.
"Heidi, you are such a pina colada head!"
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To be sucking a mans junk, and getting frosting in yo mouth, suckaa.
ME AND MY GIRL DID A PINA COLADA BEER BONG JUST NOW
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These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
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