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1. n: A person (in particular a male) that has ver feminine taste in music, also in general has a dejected cynical attitude towards life and society,often seen lack of sports, spend all day daydreaming, self-sympathizing, and finds soft lazy boring music as a cure to insomnia.
2.vi: The act of lacking life, or positive energy in all sorts.
3.vt: The acting of plagerizing music,or artworks, without getting caught and get highly appreciated by stupid low-end indie fashion victims.
1. A:Eww, my dormmate is all about suicidal fancies and soft indie whining music.
B: He's such a coldplay.
2. A: Last night I met this hot chick,and she told me to get it on, but I couldn't.
B: Y?
A: I coldplayed.
B: NO WAY!!!!
3. A: Man this essay assignment is too hard!!!
B: Try coldplaying serveral articles. Every a few lines cut out a segment, and do some regrouping so that it looks new.
A: Hey that works fine !!! Now I got to grab a Grammy too!!!
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A paltalk term for a man who is able to walk, wank and talk at the same time
Look that man is doing a COLDPLAY
Last night I did so much coldplay
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1) A band, which I must say, has become overrated, nonetheless a good band. I personally greatly enjoy their music.
It's argued greatly on this site whether Coldplay or Radiohead is a better band. I prefer Coldplay, but Radiohead is also a good band. You can like either, no one gives a shit. Quit arguing about it.
2) Apparently some form of sexual act that has to do with cold objects. Ex. Ice Cubes
1) Coldplay fan: How's it going chum? I like Coldplay, very great in my opinion.
Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.
Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.
Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI
Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG
2) I shove Icecubes up my urethra. Daily. It hurts to piss.
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A band great for someone who has never listened to Radiohead, U2 or Oasis. You basically have to have very bland and generic music tastes to enjoy them. Being a Coldplay fan is like the music equivalent of enjoying Twilight.
This douche "Coldplay is so awesome!"
Me "Well they're okay, but they are nothing special."
This douche "Shut up! I bet you listen to Fall out Boy or Panic! at the Disco! Loud music without depth or soul!"
Me "Um, know, not liking one band does not entail that I like these bands at all. Just let me listen to whatever I like to listen to."
This douche "Idiot!"
Me "Just leave me alone."
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Wicked awesome band from some other country.
"Once, I listened to a song by Coldplay, and I liked it so much I went out and told my friend's mom that Coldplay is really good and she should probably buy their newest album because it's really good."
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"Literal" meaning= Some band people argue wether it's better than radio head
URBAN meaning (the one that REALLY matters)=Sexua techniques involving ice and refrigerators, better if combined with watersports
I'm totally into coldplay, I screwd my girlfriend in a tub o' ice and use an Alaskan pipe to please her
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