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When you jerk off using scented lotion and it results in you smelling good
Rosa: Why do you smell like coconuts?
Brian: Cum Cologne
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One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.
The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt
Dude why do you smell like hobo cologne? Money really tight this month?
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the rotting corpse, death-like stench of diarrhea
god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
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sweat from the grundle "aka" man taint, a combination of ball and ass sweat applied to lower beard area to attract other gays.
i'm sure george michael wears gay cologne when he visits public bathrooms.
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Khalifa Kush Cologne
The smell left on a person's body after they've have smoked or been in possession of marijuana. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa in his song "Decisions".
Adam: How do I smell?
Blake: Straight kk cologne
Adam: That bad?
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Sticking your finger in your butt and asking your homie to check out your new cologne
I just gave Jack The MC a cologner checker
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