Colton

Possibly the biggest douche ever to walk the earth. If you ever run into this hostile person, don't be fooled by the fake happiness and wanting to see or talk to you, it will stab you in the back. It will claim to be good at guitar and be your friend. When you show any opinion different from it, it will back stab you and say "shut up" in a very Nazi neo-con tone.

Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason

If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton

If you encounter a Colton please ignore this person, it will bring you pain and is fucking annoying. These people are usually a failure to use a condom, or not enough money for an abortion.

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Colton

When a guy throws up in front of a girl at a wild party one night, and then makes out with her at the next party

Yeah Ryan just pulled a Colton. You go dude get it in!

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Colton

Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.

Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.

All in all, a fuckwit.

If I don't like you, I won't even talk to you. I'll ignore you, because I'm a Colton.

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Colton

this guy is a pussy plays the victim card way too much, he's acts like he's better and smarter than you and will get mad at any inconvenience possible, even if he's wrong in his world he's right, most of the time he'll say one thing to you and then immediately go and say something different behind your back. Avoid all contact if possible.

Guy 1: "the new kid is so fucking annoying"

Guy 2: great seems we have another colton in our school"

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Colton

One gay motherfucker

Ur like colton

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Colton

The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!

Here’s an example

Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢

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Colton

A bitch with a really small chode that fucks his sister

Coltonis whore

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