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A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.
"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."
When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)
Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!
Christopher Columbus was an Italian navigator in the service of Spain who opened the New World to exploration. On October 12, 1492 he landed on San Salvador Island in the Bahamas with 3 ships he commanded; the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María. This day is known as Columbus Day. Americans observe Columbus Day on the second Monday in October (the same day as Thanksgiving in Canada).
Christopher Columbus was born on 1451 in Genoa, Italy and died on 1506 in Valladolid, Spain. His name is Cristóbal Colón in Spanish and Cristoforo Colombo in Italian.
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The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!
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1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.
2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.
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Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!
Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!
2.
Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!
Girl 2: Well, you learn more
Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!
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1. Students get over-worked to death
2. The food is shit
3. Middle school parents feel the need to watch their babies walk into the school building, making 97% of high schoolers late every fucking day
- "new" "more-efficient" 8:00 check in time also at fault
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student 1: "I got to sleep for 5 entire hours last night."
student 2: "Not fucking fair man, I was up all night studying for physics"
2.
student 1: "What's for lunch?"
student 2: "spicy lemongrass chicken with coconut infused rice"
student 3: "I thought we were having dragon tofu?"
3.
faculty: "you all have detention- it's not my fault it takes you little spoilt columbus academy shits 20 minutes to drive up the driveway"
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An exclamation one uses after shitting on the floor of Ace Hardware.
"I dunno man, he just yelled 'Oh, columbus!' and I took the rest of the day off."