combat wingman

The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.

Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.

Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"

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stage combat

Theatrical choreography or improvisation that creates the illusion of physical combat without hurting the actors. Sometimes actors make no real physical contact when engaging in stage combat. When actual contact is made, care is taken to ensure punches and kicks land on sturdy muscle groups, while appearing to cause pain. One of the most dangerous contact moves is the face slap, which puts the ears, eyes, nose, and jaw at very high risk.

"The actors had a 7:00 fight call to practice their stage combat before the show."

"That stage combat was horrible. It was so unrealistic."

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combat park

A military term referring to parking a vehicle in such a fashion to make a quick getaway in the event of a firefight. Usually consisting of backing into a parking spot upon arrival. This ensures you don't have to do a three point turn to leave when you are getting shot at. Often performed in multi-player games such as Halo

"There is an open spot"
"Yo, combat park your whip so when we are leaving boozed up we don't have to fuck around"

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Combat Cocoa

A term used to describe an overtly homosexual male who believes he is in the closet however his homosexuality is extremely apparent.

Todd is most definitely a Combat Cocoa

Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.

Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.

Combat Hippy

A title for liberal activist that's pretty much like every other hippy, except not wimps. Largely made up of veterans who actually love their brothers and sisters. "Liberal Specialist"

Since getting out of the Marines, Adam has become a combat hippy.

Hot Combat

Sex that is considered exciting, vigorous, fast-paced, saucy, or exhilarating. Requires that all participants be in peek physical condition and a proper full-body stretch beforehand is recommended. It is also common to perform many different positions in quick and violent succession during "Hot Combat".

"She just gave me that look and I knew there was gonna be some Hot Combat tonight".

"...and after about two hours of Hot Combat neither of us had feeling in our legs. Best. Sex. Ever."