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To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.
Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.
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Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"
Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting
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When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection
Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!
A company that butt fucks its customers with shitty customer service and internet that always crashes at the worst times.
Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol
a stupid word made up by someone at comcast to try and get people to buy their products
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Being screwed by a Monopoly
Person 1 "I tried to correct an billing error with comcast. They contacted my work and got me fire."
Person 2 "You just got Comcasted"
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The biggest Cable service provider in North America. The fact that they are the biggest cable internet provider in North America and you can still run all your favorite P2P without restrictions says something about them. Yes they had SEVERE reliability probems back when they upgraded everyone to ~45KB UP 420KB Down for a few months but thats been fixed. If you want REAL satellite TV service get C-band. Thats the dishes the 8 foot dishes you see abandoned in most dumbasses yards.
1. I transfer 150 GB a month of warez with my Comcast and everythings fine. All that I do is stay away from Kazaa to avoid getting owned by the RIAA. Can your DSL do that?
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!
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