vomit comet

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.

Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet

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Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.

Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.

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Halley's Comet

Often referred to as a girl's butthole. Usually one that is large in size, similar to that of a comet.

I just saw Halley's Comet!

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comet observatory

The hub world from Mario Galaxy 1.
It’s both a comet and a observatory.

Jay: I just unlocked the kitchen on the comet Observatory!

Jeff: well I’m already on the bedroom.

Halley’s Comet

An activity involving a woman 74 years old or older (Halley’s comet comes every 74 years) where the male is having sexual intercourse with the female “doggy style” in the anus. After he releases his blessed seed in her anus he pulls out where as the the female immediately farts and reaches behind and lights the fart, hence, releases the flaming comet on the poor unfortunate male with a beautiful glistening trail following behind from his seed. Extra points if her name is Halley.

Example: Joe was fornicating with Alexandria when he orgasmed and she released a Halley’s Comet on him that the world has never seen making Superman himself blush yet grow stronger........

Larry’s Comet

Larry’s Comet, actually vommit . Vommit resembling a comet with large Mass followed by a large tail of bilious liquid. Slang used wherever you have drunks and wino’s . Also Known as Vommit Comet

Seafood and booze didn’t mix well, so I had to have a Larry’s Comet .

Camp Comet

Camp Comet is a roleplay server on an app known as Discord. On the outside, it seems like a harmless roleplay with lots of interesting people! Once you join, however...

It’s a completely different story.

There are so many random people on this server, including some dude who gets hard whenever he’s put on the server’s “starboard”

It’s all okay tho, sense you can hug people!

There’s also magic.

Lots and lots of magical shenanigans.

Each category of magic is based on a different planet of the solar system! From the Sun’s light magic to the Moon’s shadow magic, and everything in between!

We hope you come check out our roleplay server’s unlimited randomness!

“Dude, have you been on Camp Comet yet?”
“Yes, in fact, I have!”
“Did you like it?”
“No, I left immediately. To weird for me!”