comma drama

When you're editing a friends essay, and you become upset that there is not an adequate amount of pauses WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, resulting in stress or temporary insanity

friends essay: "In other words the kangaroo went to the pasture carrying with him his young."
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"

Sir Comma

Saying it sounds like "Suck on mah".

Bob: Say, Sir comma Balls.
Larry: Suck on mah balls.

Apostrophal comma

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.

You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

comma to the sky

An apostrophe

I just hired a new employee. Her name is bre’untia ( Bre (Comma to the sky) untia

Cindy’s Comma

A comma that, while grammatically correct, seems suspiciously placed.

Cindy: Fuck you, idiot
Jake: Did you just use a cindy’s comma?

Cindy: oh 🤗

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Food comma

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness after eating a meal resulting in either zoning out or falling asleep. This problem can be solved by taking a nap or consuming any content that prevents sleep.

This problem often happens when a person wakes up early in the morning to eat breakfasts and then waits till noon to eat lunch. The effects of food comma can be found fifteen to twenty minutes after such person eats lunch.

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flying commas

A funny alternative to say quotation marks.

Teacher: What is the " called, children?
Susie: Flying commas!

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