Please use this instead of peeing on the floor.
“RRRRRa da da da da, Ra da da da daaaa, don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore, raaa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa”
Going to your mates house for a few too many, passing out then waking up at 4:15 in the morning, realising you have to get up for work at 6 and going home. Skulling back half a litre of milk and having a tactical nap before work.
Usually not speaking from experience or anything.
Wow, did you see frogface last night? He had the commodore effect! What a legend.