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- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)
Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.
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Obsession with all things asian.
Mary is sooo obsessed with Kyle. I think she has Compulsive Asian Disorder
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CDO. Some call it OCD but they are wrong. I alphabetized it AS IT SHOULD BE.
I have compulsive disorder obsessive
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A severe illness in which the victim suffers from insanity, agression, and mood swings. Brought on bysmall mistakes, often in symmetry.
Doing paper....
Oh shit.... the margins are off by .10 on this question....
My obsessive compulsive insanity is going off.........
#TRIGGERED
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A man who has the uncontrollable urge to text his loved one (in a needy, gay fashion).
God, he's always being a compulsive text fag wherever he goes.
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When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.
Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"
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