air conditional

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.

Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."

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sexual conditioning

The act of using sexual pleasure to make one more open to sexual acts, a kind of brainwashing technique.

Isaiah used sexual conditioning on Juanita so she would be more open to a three-way.

Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?

Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.

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Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

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aural conditioning

n. a form of mind control and torture through the use of sound weaponry

The aliens hypnotize u by feeding subliminal aural conditioning thru ur TV

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Terms and Conditions

Something no one reads

Hey you need to read the Terms and Conditions

meta conditioning

The process and result of the contemporary psychology student having Pavlov's theory of classical conditioning explained to them over and over and over again.

'Whenever a lecturer uses the word Pavlov, dog, or bell, I just tune out now' 'dude- they've conditioned you to be bored about conditioning.' 'Yeah they've been meta conditioning me.'

Conditional Masculinity

When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.

Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."