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One of the highest taxed states in the U.S. Commonly seen as the "rich state". The state where there is absolutely nothing to do besides work, drive around, go to Foxwoods/Mohegan Sun, or drink/do drugs.
Connecticut very rarely pumps out any pro or semi-pro athletes at all. Home to cities and counties such as Farfield (the rich part), New Haven (the wannabe NYC Bronx), Hartford (New England street racing central), and New London/Groton-Mystic County (the extremely boring part where the casinos call home).
If you want to move to a boring state then you can choose Connecticut.
Jake: Yo dawg, you're moving to Connecticut. What, did your parents hit the lotto or something?
Bill: Nah man, my dad got a job at Pfizer there. I have a pen-pal that lives there. He told me to prepare myself with a handgun, Abercrombie shirts, and a bottle of scotch.... Sounds like hell.
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a place where all the kids go to rich private schools. they all compete at what ivy colleges they want to go to from the age of 12. if you go to boarding school its not uncommon. many rich famous people have five houses in kent,ct or wilton,ct.
kids work their asses off starting from grade school just to brag about what colleges they want to go to.getting an -A is not spectacular its expected. the end.
you have three houses and maybe an apartment building on the upper east side. all the teenagers have bmw's. they spend all their parents money and use it to buy drugs... many people are rich but they don't have to say anything because well.. it shows.
1:" what college do you want to go to?"
2: columbia. duh
1: but you got like a 900 on the sat's. your dumb as bricks.
2: well both my parents went their and they will buy me in
1: oh i see you must be from Wilton,ct
you know you live in connecticut when
you go to boarding schools like
kent,canterbury, marvelwood, andover choate,
you have three different tutors
one for ... school, SAT's and another language
all the kids pretend its so lame when they really love it
in a school of over 2,000 only five black kids can be found. if your lucky. you will rarely find any hispanics maybe an asian but that only if you go to boarding school
when your best friends are from turkey, california, nantucket, nepal.. and your met them at boarding school when you were sent away at age 14-18
everyone where burkenstocks or uggs
if you dont own an iphone people think your poor
all of the females 25 and under wear a side pony tail with leggings and uggs no matter what season it is
all the kids go to cancun on weekends
when you live down the street from oscar de la renta
when there are hardly any street lights
everyone is asleep at 7
the students have 2 cars by age 20
everyone goes to a tropical islands during
winter break
perfection is a life style
most people go to private schools
new canan, westport,wilton, darian are for snobs
there are pointless stores like chicos and posh,and gator
you have to drive everywhere
skiing and snowboarding become a way of life
when you have a nanny and a maid
when everyone is skinny
when the mothers are thinner than their teenage daughters
living in brigeport is social suicide
all the rich kids buy drugs
when like and um is used in every sentence
your rich and you know it ..
when any college besides princeton isnt an option
your fluent is spanish and french from your nannys that
raised you
when you can show everyone martha's exact adress
when your living in oprahs old house
when your parents are richer than denzel washighton
when your parents adopt more kids from forgein countries than angelia jolie
when you have a vietmanese adopted brother
when your parents go to parties with hugh heff
when you can name at least 10 famous people from hollywood that live in your town
when you see kira sedgwick in the grocery store and it doesn't phase you
when you take the train to the city for fun cause its less than an hour away
you have a house worth more than halle berrys child or the state of California
everyone pops their collar
when in a school on 2,000 there are only 4 black kids
you think new haven is as ghetto as harlem
your best friend is from turkey or some exotic place
you have to own some sort of patagonia or north face( bookbag, fleece
when you never go without
if you don't own at least 1 coach or burberry item everyone questions your existence
the only acceptable polo shirt is ralph lauren or lacoste
when lacrosse and soccer moms run the show
when tennis is the only spring sport played
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My home state in which I have spent half my life so far. Get this through your thick heads america, WE ARE ALL NOT RICH! I lived in Waterbury which is really ghetto and filled with blacks and hispanics.
The Connecticut that I know is far different from what comes to mind for everyone else. The Connecticut that I know is a rough and tumble place full of alcoholics and people recently laid off from their $75k+ factory jobs. It's a small place where people think small and use small words. (Forgive me Peter Gabriel) Contrary to CT having a high IQ, most nutmeggers I knew were just a notch above retarded.
Which is why I moved to Orlando, Florida where I increased my standard of living for much less money
Man: I need to get out of Connecticut
Friend : Anywhere is better then Connecticut
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A state that helps connect Boston to New York City.
Be prepared to endure long roads filled with 16 wheelers and people other than connecticut residents. People tend to ask themselves when they left the highway, and somehow ended up on someone's private road with nice cut grass and spacious trees. Don't fret... It's just the Merritt Parkway.
"Welcome to Connecticut! Have fun in New York!
"Are we in NY yet?"
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The official state of betrayal and lies.
OR
The official state of foresight.
Don't go to Connecticut unless you know about the inside, then its fucking heaven.
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Connecticut is not all rich. Beside Fairfield County, it is really pretty normal. I live in New Haven, and honestly I do not feel CT deserves to have the "Rich State" title. It just isn't accurate. There are many "Ghetto" neighborhoods and high crime areas all around, people outside of Connecticut just don't take the time realize. We're not all rich, yes we make more on average per household, but its not all like that. If people took the time to realize CT isn't just of the home of Prep School snobs and Yale, then maybe they'll understand what we're all about.
Are you from Connecticut?
Yes.
So, you're rich and live in a colonial house?
Far from it, we're not all like that.
Sure you aren't.
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One of the States of the United States of America and one of the original 13 colonies to declare their independence from Great Britain. Was among the first of the states to seek independence. Connecticut has a rich history and was the home of many patriots. Connecticut is currently among the richest state in the union, and is unfortunately largely filled with rich white liberals. Good education is available to those who can afford it, but taxes are high, and some consider it one of the least free states based on personal and economic freedoms. Drivers are rude (probably 2nd worst in the nation) but not as bad as nearby Massachusetts.
Politically it is usually a blue state filled with idiotic liberals with a bad habit of reelected the same corrupt politicians like Chris Dodd. Some fear Connecticut will turn into an ineffective, bankrupt, one-party state like Massachusetts.
Hey that asshole just passed and flipped me off, must be from Connecticut.
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