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An American 3rd party made up of guys who've never read the US Constitution.
In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).
Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.
Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
Constitution Party member: America was founded on The 10 Commandments. Therefore the Constitution gives us a right to outlaw all non-Christian religions (see the 1st Commandment).
Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
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An American policial party that is run by sexually repressed, dangerous far-right Christian fundamentalist nutcases and seeks to turn the United States into a theocracy; a white male equivalent of the Taliban. An authoritarian party that is the exact opposite of the Libertarian Party when it comes to personal freedom and, unlike true conservatives, believes in big government rather than small, limited government.
That Bible thumper belongs to the Constitution Party; he is so extreme that he seriously believes Rick Santorum is too liberal.
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Like republicans but even more insanely religious and insanely conservative.
The consitution party comes closer to fascism than the republican party could ever dream of.
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A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
The term where a retard says he's not a libtard, he's a constitution
Me: Shut up libtard
Them(retard): Im not a libtard im a constitution
The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.
Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.
A phenology in which the executive office is the judiciary.
The living Constitution is a paradigm in which the President is self-critical (jurist-in-chief) and physically embodies the letter of the Constitution.
"Living" law.