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Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.
1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.
2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.
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Any facial expression, intentional or unintentional, that makes it look as if you're constipated or have diarrhea; HiDrNick. See synonyms at HiDrNick
Goliath gave me a nasty, constipated look when he came out of the bathroom.
Ted's constipated look caused his teacher to resign and take up a job as a stuntman.
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When a word or group of words is on the tip of your tongue, but you can't get them out.
Kyle: "Why aren't you talking?"
B.J.: "I'm suffering from a little bit of word constipation."
Kyle: "You still haven't said anything."
B.J.: "I'm word constipated, damnit!"
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Being entirely unable to engage romantically in a healthy fashion, either through the person's own fault, their own simple dislike of romantic relations, or the stupidity of their romantic choices. Most often, it is used to describe someone who leaves a relationship once things become more emotional. It can also describe someone who repeatedly engages in harmful romantic relationships, however.
You only left her because you started to feel something for her. That's what always happens with you - you're romantically constipated.
When you still can't take a quality dump days after a heavy night of drinking.
...on a side note, your boy hasn't dropped a deuce since that Jack fucked me up on Sunday. This fucking constipation hangover is no joke at this point...
Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.
Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!
Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!
a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.
"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5
"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."