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retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023


Unpopularity contest

If there are people desperate to be the most popular, shouldn't there be some people desperate to be the most unpopular?

He/she says its not an unpopularity contest one minute, then admits it was a contest all along when he/she wins the unpopularity contest.

by Solid Mantis November 15, 2019


splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 1, 2007

27πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 2, 2006

15πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 30, 2004

13πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


LB Contest

LB Contest (short for Lucky Bastard Contest) is a year-long competition in which two boys go to compete for dating the most girls.

Let's go for a LB Contest.

Oh my dad LOVES LB Contest.

by cocotones November 11, 2010

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Classic Contests

Myspaces Best Contest Site.
Has Fun games and Whore Code Requests, Beautiful Site models.
DANG! Their Awesome
Your experience with them will be classic
You might never find a nicer contest site.
The only real classic is the one to the link below. The rest are posers or FAKES that are trying to steal thier stuff. They have great contest

myspace.com/theclassiccontests

I love that Classic Contests, their soo nice. their URL is like theclassiccontests.

by RachelRadiant August 23, 2007

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž