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HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
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Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat
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A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.
Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
computer virus obtained while surfing the internet
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(noun) The area on a female that is between the lower part of the vagina and the anus. It's a combination of the hoochi coochi la la and the booty area. This area is known as the "taint" on a male body.
While shaving my cooty booty in the shower this morning, my legs were in such a weird position that I felt like I was stretching for an Olympic gymnastics routine.
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an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.
To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.
The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"
Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"
Suzie: "Okay!"
Jessica: "Pick a number."
Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"
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The process of which one catches a bad mood from another person.
Plural: moody cooties
Anita came to work complaining as usual. Kevin said “I’m leaving before I catch your moody cooties”.