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Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.
Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.
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White guys penis that isn't even remotely straight. Resembling a twister
I told that Girly I was gonna give her the twister. She rode my white corkscrew instead
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When your fucking a girl in the Lustful Leg position and you twist her ninety degrees on top her back and flick her clit. The vibrations over take her leg and the twist causes her to sprain her vagina.
"After the naughty Cuban Corkscrew last night, every time I walk my flaps rub against my legs and it hurts too much to move"
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When you twist someone's knee around and shove it up there ass.
He broke my hockey stick so I gave him a triple corkscrew; he's been hopping on one leg ever since.
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A sexual move in which the man places a woman on his dry erection and continues to spin her in circles until she reaches the bottom, hinting the term "corkscrew."
Yoo! My nigga Boyd watched me Russian Corkscrew the shit outta this one chick last night.
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During intercourse, the man gradually inserts a rosary bead necklace into their partner's ass or vagina. For more pleasure, begin saying the rosary or reciting a prayer while doing so, as the power of Christ increases sexual energy.
Guy 1: You ever fuck a Catholic girl?
Guy 2: No, I'm an atheist
Guy 1: Wel I met this Catholic girl outside the diner last night. Halfway through, she pulls out a rosary necklace and asks me if I've ever done the Catholic Corkscrew.
Guy 2: Well, how was it?
Guy 1: It was awesome! I never knew the Power of Christ felt so good!
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Having a penis so long it has to be wrapped around your leg, creating a corkscrew around your leg.
Jason: “Dude, did you hear about Timmy, he has a corkscrew leg.”
Jimmy: “Yea man, his dong is 74 inches long.”
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