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A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.
1. Actual bowling with lazer lights and blacklights.
2. Lesbian form of sexual bowling, where one girl puts her thumb in the ass of another girl, and her ring and middle finger in the vagina.
1. "Dude, cosmic bowling is awesome! Wear white and you'll glow!"
2. "Heyy babayy, I wanna go cosmic bowling. Is your boyfriend away?"
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Fate coming to fruition. The energy of the world falling into place as it should. The knowledge of the greater workings of the universe. Feeling at peace with wherever your life goes. Going with the flow. Knowing the fate of the world is out of your hands and all will be as it should in the end.
Q: Do you ever feel there's something greater at work here?
A: It's cosmic synergy baby!
I've accepted that the cosmic synergy of my life is out of my hands.
"Hmm.... I feel all is right in the world. There's an inner peace inside me."
-"cosmic synergy"
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A style created by country rock legend Gram Parsons. A sophisticated version of cowboy style, western wear, and some flashy rock n roll elements.
Someone into this style can often be seen wearing retro clothing and vintage 60s & 70s jewelry, along with cowboy boots and other elements of country and western style.
He's not your typical redneck, he's a sophisticated cosmic cowboy!
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A type of irony in which Fate, the Universe, God, or whichever omnipotent force you choose makes it their sole purpose to mess with your life. They like to screw you over, and watch the mayhem while laughing at your misfortune.
Never knowing why things went wrong in his life, Mike felt like the victim of some sort of cruel cosmic irony.
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A gay as large as the universe and will one day destroy the whole of existence.
Jake: you big gay.
Alex: you large gay.
Mike: you cosmic gay.
*existence dies*
Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference
Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference