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A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.
Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*
Kid: *picks it up for him*
Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!
A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They buy everything from Costco. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.
Dad: I’m so sorry, but your dog died
Costco boy: Tee hee
When he says, “hey, we hate everything, let’s go out,” but you both would just kinda rather die.
Accidentally swiped right and next thing I know we’re going out next Friday and I really hope she’s down for some samples and a Costco bukkake.
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(verb) - purchased from Costco, therefore implying you've accomplished the task with quality and savings
"How did you make this delicious dip?"
I costco-ized it.
"Why is your freezer so packed?"
It's been costco-ized.
I've been saving money by costco-izing my gas.
"Wow! Your house looks so fabulous."
Almost everything inside was costco-ized.
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A woman who serves her community in bulk with bargain prices.
Costco Ho in action...
Daniel: "Curtis, your momma must work for Costco."
Curtis: "Why?"
Daniel: "Cause she was giving out free samples at the street corner."
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A type of shirt, often with a nature pattern, that is manufactured for and sold at COSTCO. Often worn by family men without much sense of style.
Phil put on his COSTCO Shirt before going for a ride in his mini-van.
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The feeling of accomplishment you have after going to Costco. It has led to way too many messed up dinners, sports games, and camping trips.
ex. Stay away from Matt's house tonight, he's on a Costco High and decided to cook french style with the pounds of cheese and fresh fruit he bought at Costco.