coughing nancy

A person who coughs profusely, usually because of head cold.

Jack and Rob are both having coughing fits while at work.

Boss: Will you coughing nancy's shut up and get some work done?

BP Cough

A very recent term I picked up straight from the mouths of the local residents of the US Gulf Coast States, especially from Louisiana, which refers to, and defines coughing so hard due to the respiratory illnesses caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil following the BP oil spill and drill last year.

Some Gulf Residents in their outrage against BP also attached Skin Rashes to the BP Cough illness. Without a shadow of a doubt , the atmospheric pollution and contamination caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil might lead to many other illnesses which the local people are still unaware of but the BP COUGH here , for the sake of clarity, only defines a disease that hits the lungs.

Diagnosis : BP COUGH
Prescription Drug. BE PATIENT.

AS an example, I take my pledge , analogy and definition to Edgar Alan Poe who, in his only complete novel, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket (1838) once picked up the strange voices the natives of the Island of Nantucket produce; and to his surprise, he found out that those voices are similar to the voices of the big white birds. Nature was the teacher back then. “Art is an Imitation” as Aristotle defined it. The story is not the same today regretfully. The Zillionaire Companies and the Billionaire villains are screwing nature up for the sake of fat pockets. They don’t care. Today, they are leaving nothing for the Artist to imitate or pick up from Nature. We live in a world of flux, constant change. Nothing is taken for granted and nothing is ever the same. Therefore, I have no option but to define the disastrous consequences of destroying Nature and Man. It is the “BP Cough as the locals” of Louisiana call it. (Gulf Residents at BP meeting: We were treated like criminals”) , World Bog, NBC News, 4-14, 2011.

Lodge Cough

When your lung turns itself inside out because of the toxic amount of chlorine (Cl) in the indoor pool at Great Wolf Lodge

Victoria couldn't see OG Code 3 because she succumbed to the power of Lodge Cough

Far cough

An unfriendly euphemistic expression asking another person to decamp. Similar to the biblical phrase "Go forth and multiply".

Far cough you slimy cunt-faced son of a bitch.

Chew Coughed

When one changes teams when the team he is on is losing and because they are a sore loser, he switches sides and joins the winning team. Usually the result is anger towards the person who switched and team killing is a nearly 100% possibility.

Red Team Player 1: I'm switching teams you guys are mm losing I'm fed up!

-switches teams-

Blue Team Player 2: Aw damn we have been Chew Coughed.
Blue Team Player 5: We will have to T.K. him within seconds.

Smokers Cough

A cough resembling a smoker coughing due to bad lungs.

*cough*....... *cough cough*

"Damn, son that's some bad smokers cough."
"Yeah i know."

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Runner's Cough

When finishing a run, usually that of distance, it is common for a runner to cough. This may be due to a dry throat and dehydration. Gets it's name from "Smoker's cough" although they aren't usually related.

Person 1: *coughs*

Person 2: "You alright, Person 1?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I just have Runner's Cough."

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