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Counter-Strike

A wildy addicting FPS PC game that happens to be overflowing with nerdy 17 year olds that use the word "noob" constantly.

"HAHA!!!111!!! 34T D4T B1TCH, 1M L337!!!!111 1 PWNZ J00 FUCK1NG N00B!" ~ Nerd

"Wow, that bitch AWP'd me on Counter-Strike...maybe he's constapated or something." ~ Bill

by Stupid Cabrito September 2, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Counter-Strike

Popular Half-life mod.

I am going to go play cs.

by csPWNSj00 August 14, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Counter-Strike

The best friggin' online game ever. Extremely popular in mainland China, in which the players are mostly mature high school students that speak english. Names like "fuck awp" and "Wo Cao" (chinese) are popular. Random english words are also popular. !!!!!!17 iceworld is the most played CS game in china. Too bad it's not for mac, cuz i got one, and since ive returned to Cali, i cant play

cousin, "goddamn, im on fire!"
(gets killed by awp after killin for 6 rounds)
cousin, "aw man. your turn."
me, "shit, who dares shoot me!? im unstoppable"
(gets killed by headshot frm deagle aftr killin' for 6 rounds)
(repeat as until server quits, or we die nonstop)

by BlessU August 22, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


counter strike

a game that kids 11-20 waste their time for hours on. ive played it, u always die in 30 seconds, even when your really good. consumes kids lives, kills social lives, and makes you say things like lan, and lol in real life. also makes you talk about the guns they have in the game to people who dont care in real life.

if you play counterstrike more than 1 hour a day, you are over 20, and your not getting paid for it, kill yourself

this is bob...bob is a counter strike fan...bob plays 8 hours a day...bob is 29 years old...bob has his own apartment, but no job...bob gets satifaction by beating 14 year olds in counterstrike...

(bob is based on multiple people i know)

by alright July 9, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Counter-Strike

Counter Strike is a Half Life modification Created by Valve sytems. It is and extremely popular fps considered the standard fps for all competitions, fps standing for First Person Shooter. Unfortunately, this tipe of online game has become overcrowded with people from 8 to 14 year olds, mostly males, extremely unmature, who, due to tehir inexpertise, intend on speaking in decoded language or 1337 5p34k. (Leet Speak) Level of skill tends to range in age and country. as an experienced player with a maximum ratio of k:50 and d:12, i have experienced online matches with people from america, and i must add, the usual bashing of "N00bs", and "H4x0rs", tends to occur with people of average skill. Also, the Non-Steam version of this game has become extremely popular due to its easy playability. remember, third world country students are MUCH better than americans of any age and therefore we are usually deemed h4x0rs.

in Counter-Strike 1.6 source or over:
Advanced player(age 15 or over): Hmm, seems i gave you a headshot. better luck next time
Average 10yearold: OMG! WTF H4X0R!
-erh?
-you are teh banned! i r teh g8test!

by Shinobi///Omega November 9, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Counter strike

A game made for kids who just stopped playing minecraft for 5 years. This game is a little bit on the slow side, but the overpowered guns insure for a quick death.
The weapon โ€œskinsโ€ in the game that can be sold for real life money are found in โ€˜Cratesโ€™. These crates have a chance to give different rarities of skins (with a knife skin being the rarest tier.)
This game has been criticized for its โ€œgambling websitesโ€ which allows people of any age to gamble their skins (which are worth real money) to have a chance to get a better one. It has also been criticized for its salty community.

โ€œAll these kids on Counter strike keep using those auto-snipersโ€

by xX_Boss_Xx December 9, 2017


Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.

Words can't express my hate of this game.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 17, 2005

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