card cover

A card cover is another word for condom

“Hey girl you gotta any card covers for tonight” “Yes honey always be careful of what you put in the pot”

Deep Cover

Under Cover cops are not known to civilians but are to police. Deep cover are cops not known to other cops and do not normally identify themselves to other cops. Deep Cover are far more covert than undercover. The Departed with Leonardi DiCaprio is a good example of Deep Cover.

We all know who the guys undercover are at the precinct but none of us know the deep covers.

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snatch cover

A pair of panties.

Take off your snatch cover.

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manhole covers

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.

"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."

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cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

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cover tab

a blank tab used to immediately switch to cover up pornographic material in the event that someone notices

John had a cover tab open to immediately switch to in the event someone caught him looking at porn

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peeb cover

A covering for your peeb(potbelly). Such as a shirt, jacket, or muscle tee.

Did you see Jed's sweet peeb cover he wore today?