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Key part of a phrase used by one married or otherwise involved person to ascertain the willingness of another such person to engage in extramarital affairs. Answering this question in the affirmative generally indicates not only a willingness to fool around, but also a sexual desire for the person posing the question.
This question can be readily posed to someone in most situations.
The use of “Craig” is an allusion to craigslist where these relationships are sought on a regular basis.
This is similar to the infamous “do you know Dorothy” question posed when attempting to ascertain one’s status as hetro- or homo-sexual.
M1: "Do you know Craig?"
M2: "Yes, I've known him from time to time."
M1: "Great! We should go to lunch with Craig."
M2: "That would be perfect."
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Craig's are usually lazy, and addicted to football. They love food, and sleep, and lazing around on the sofa all day long.
What are you doing today?
Craig: I'm gonna take a nap then watch the football
Shock...
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When you have some wine left and ask who wants it, Craig takes the bottle and takes the last of it. That's Craiging a bottle.
Me: Who wants the last of the wine?
Craig: I got it.
Me: You just Craig'd it.
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Craig's are also pretty athletic usually into hockey or football any contact sport, but they love spending time with their girlfriends, even more, any girl who has him as her boyfriend is the luckiest girl in the world! I repeat! THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD! your family loves him! your siblings love him more its like he makes everyone's life better, you feel like you can do anything with him and have fun even cleaning your room somehow he makes it fun and I don't know how but he does. Craigs aren't usually big drinkers but when they do which is like 3-4 times a year the full send that shit but never cheat their loyal as hell nothing will break them. Craig is one of a kind it's hard to explain the type of person he is because he has so many good qualities you don't know where to begin and where to end. Craig is someone you'd want to marry and you know all the other wives and moms will be crushing over, no matter how many people like him or crave over him he's only got eyes for his own and only you'll know he'll be a great dad and even a better husband with his rich tastes and mindset he's bound to be famous and successful at whatever he does it's just the type of person he is he'll always have a storybook ending. If you're dumb enough to give a Craig away you didn't deserve him in the first place.
Sally: ohhh do you see him awww he's such a Craig
Beth: ohh dear god make that boy mine!
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A wretched sight of a woman. You only shag these absolute whales when your balls are as blue as the ocean and you’ve ran out hope.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.
“that bird i shagged last night was a proper craig but it had to be done”
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